It's true, the early bird gets the worm. Also, you can have some orange juice, but don't ask for a bagel or nuthin'.\n\n[[I win!|gameOver]]\n\n[[I'm glad you see the light, but I'll skip breakfast and not eat you for today(I might sip some orange juice though)|question1]]

Breakfast is a lie. I eat people like you; people who eat breakfast; for lunch. For I don't eat breakfast.\n\n[[But because I eat breakfast, I ate you first!|eatYouFirst]]\n\n[[That's fair, I wouldn't eat human anyway, wait am I human?|whoIsHuman]]

Throw the chicken out, there is more than enough asparagus to survive...also, there are mushrooms...\n\nAlso, the sauce is delicious.\n\n[[Are they magic mushrooms?|gameOver]]\n\n[[If you joke about magic mushrooms, it's game over|train1]]

Was it a racist thing that just happened, what does it mean in the 21st century to refer to someone as mexi. I think it might mean something bad. Or it might mean something less bad. Also, was there an inference that mexi != sexy? If so that is super untrue. I think this is the end of the line. Get off the train.\n\n[[But I don't know what stop this is|gameOver]]

When was the last time you tried asparagus?\n\n[[Never.|gameOver]]\n\n[[A long time ago.|gameOver]]\n\n[[It wasn't that long ago.|asparaGross]]

You look out the window and catch a glimpse of the elusive bigfoot, a real life sasquatch! Despite your best attempts, you cannot stop the train. You yell and howl, but the sasquatch eventually fades from view, never to be seen again.\n\nYou are a true champion of squatchin'

It was today!\n[[Was it really today?|question1]]\n[[It really was today!|gameOver]]

Remember when Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon did Hanz and Franz. That was a pretty funny sketch. You think about that sketch and how you went as hanz and franz for halloween with a friend once, and that it was a fun time. \n\nSadly, that was long ago. You will never be Hanz again, or Franz. You will only be you, and as Stuart Smalley would say: \n\n"You're Good Enough, You're Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like You".\n\n[[I feel better now|gameOver]]

You sit next to the sexy lady because it was in the front of the train and you don't like to sit backwards.\n\n[[I get sick when I sit backwards|gameOver]]

It really was today. Don't question the facts. It was today and you are bringing leftover chicken and asparagus for lunch. You also don't eat breakfast.\n\n[[I always eat breakfast, it's the most important meal of the day.|breakfastImportant]]\n\n[[I don't like asparagus.|asparaPhobe]]\n\n[[I like asparagus, but leftover asparagus is gross.|asparaGross]]\n\n[[This is all a lie, I'm a vegetarian.|chickaGross]]\n\n[[Let's roll, I'm excited for lunch.|rockNrollLunch]]

You've now made it past not having breakfast, but accepting lunch. \n\nNow it's time for the train!\n\n[[Choo Choo!|train2]]\n\n[[Woo Woo!|train2]]\n\n[[Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga!|train2]]\n\n[[Only smelly people and vagrants would ride a grain...I mean a grain...I mean a train.|gameOver]]

There is a lot of parallax scrolling on the train. No one likes to sit together.\n\n[[Is someone throwing rocks at the train?|squatch1]]\n\n[[Sit next to the sexy lady(You know why!)|sexy]]\n\n[[Sit next the mexi lady(You know why!)|mexi]]\n\n[[Sit next the lady man(You know why!)|mani]]\n\n[[|squatch1]]

Today was a good day(here is where I would try to write a lot of na nas or do dos to try and make you think of the song)

Thanks for playing, you failed to reach the end of the day. I hope this was the worst thing that happened to you.

Wouldn't you know it, you are a fighting foodon!, this means that you are kind of like a pokemon, but instead you are summoned by a master chef and you fight against other food monsters. \n\nYou are AsparaGon.\n\n[[Okay|gameOver]]

You grab your guitar, and your keytar, and your keychain, and your other awesome stuff(this means your samurai sword, and your balaclava, and a cellular phone, and some less cool stuff(like a fitbit, and a water bottle)), because you are a p.i.m.p(this is how I think of a p.i.m.p(pretty important multi-talented persons). \n\nAlso, because you are so awesome(and a pimp), here's a hint: \n\nBE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR SASQUATCH! Listen for the telltale signs, it's about to get squatchy up in here. \n\n[[I don't think this is what a Pimp is|gameOver]]\n\n[[I accept that you think this is what a Pimp is, but I don't think it is that thing you described|train1]]

Anonymous

That is a valid point, bad asparagus can be asparaGross, but I am glad you aren't a hater.\n\n[[More stuff happens next|train1]]