You take the drink and it's refreshing. You were thirsty. After a minute you feel a little woozy. You black out. \n\nYou wake up to find yourself chained to the rafters. You see blood on the floor and you realize you are missing several fingers and toes. You may bleed to death. You try to scream, but your tongue is gone too.\n\nYOU WILL PROBABLY DIE. PAINFULLY.
It's a stormy night. You are on the side of a rural 2-lane road with a flat tire. There is a an old rickety house nearby.\n\nWhat would you like to do?\n\n[[get out spare tire]]\n\n[[call AAA]]\n\n[[walk to house]]
You walk back down the stairs, out the front door, and around the back of the house. As you turn the corner, you see the blade of a scythe swing at you, cutting your head off in one swing. YOU FALL OVER DEAD. (without your head)
You flash your headlights at the oncoming car. They slow down and pull over. Coinceidentally, it's the owner of the house. They invite you into their house to use the phone.\n\n[[follow them inside]]\n[[decided to wait for another car]]
You get out your cell phone and notice you have no service. Crap!\n\n[[walk to house]]
You thank him for the offer, but decline his help and decide to wait for yet another vechicle to come your way.\n\n"Good luck" says the driver, and he turns around toward his truck. You turn to go back to your car when you hear footsteps behind you. You turn around to see the truck driver as he swings a crowbar into your face. REPEATEDLY. YOU FALL OVER DEAD.
You honk your horn hoping the vehicle will stop to help. Instead, it begins to speed up. The car rams into yours and you black out. You wake up to find yourself in a hospital bed covered in a body cast. A doctor comes into your room.\n\n"You are lucky to be alive! I can't say the same for the other guy though."\n
You get out and wave at the oncoming car. They slow down and pull over. Coinceidentally, it's the owner of the house. They invite you into their house to use the phone.\n\n[[follow them inside]]\n[[decided to wait for another car]]
You search the wall nearby the door for a lightswitch. You flip it on, but the light flashes on and then blows finding yourself in the dark once again.\n\n[[say "hello? anyone home?"]]\n[[look for a phone]]
As you approach the window you get a tingle down the back of your spine. You see a man in the yard outside with a rifle pointed up at you. Before you can turn away, he shoots you in the face! YOU FALL OVER DEAD.
WORST DAY EVER!
You walk into the house and you are in the foyer. It is dark.\nWhat do you do?\n\n[[say "hello? anyone home?"]]\n[[find a lightswitch]]\n[[look for a phone]]
You take the truck driver's help. You watch as he hooks up your car to the tow truck. He seems to have a little trouble because of the intoxication. You stand near the back of the truck so that you are out of the way. Then something on the lift malfunctions and your car is suddenly thrown toward you and you find yourself pinched between both vehicles. You can't feel your lower body. You look down and find your lower body on the ground completely severed from your torso. YOUR TOP HALF FALLS OVER DEAD.
You get out the spare and you realize you don't have the jack.\n\n[[call AAA]]\n[[walk to house]]
You find an old phone on a table. You pick up the receiver, but there is no dialtone. As you hang up the phone, a\ncloroform-drenched cloth is stuffed in your face. You black out. \n\nYou wake up to find yourself chained to the rafters. You see blood on the floor and you realize you are missing several fingers and toes. You may bleed to death. You try to scream, but your tongue is gone too.\n\nYOU WILL PROBABLY DIE. PAINFULLY.
You follow the owner inside the house. He doesn't seem to care that the door is already open. He offers you a drink.\n\n[[take the drink]]\n[[decline the drink]]
You say "hello? anyone home?" No one replies. You hear something rustling up the stairs.\n\nWhat do you do?\n\n[[go up the stairs]]\n[[look for a phone]]\n[[find a lightswitch]]\n[[run back to the car]]
You run back to the car and wait. After a few hours a car finally comes down the road.\n\nWhat do you do?\n\n[[wave the car down]]\n[[flash your headlights]]\n[[honk]]
You decline the drink and ask to use the phone. The owner shows you the phone. You pick up the receiver and as you start to dial, a cloroform-drenched cloth is stuffed in your face. You black out. \n\nYou wake up to find yourself chained to the rafters. You see blood on the floor and you realize you are missing several fingers and toes. You may bleed to death. You try to scream, but your tongue is gone too.\n\nYOU WILL PROBABLY DIE. PAINFULLY.
You make your way to the stairs in the dark. You slowly begin to walk up the steps as they make loud creaks under your feet. At the top of the steps you see ominous shadows cast on the window.\n\nWhat do you do?\n\n[[run back to the car]]\n[[go around the back of the house to investigate]]\n[[walk to the window]]
You walk up to the old rickety house. You knock on the front door, but no one seems to be home. It looks abandoned. You knock again and the door slowly creaks open.\n\nWhat do you do?\n\n[[walk in the door]]\n[[run back to the car]] (sissy)
You thanks the owner of the house, but decide to wait for another car. Another hour passes and tow truck comes by and stops. The driver gets out and asks if you need help. He seems heavily intoxicated. \nDo you take his help?\n\n[[take his help]]\n[[decline]]
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