You take a nice big swig of yack spit. It tastes a bit like grass. Grass and french kissing a Yack.\n\n<<set $drankSpit to true>>\n[[TASTY|home]]\n[[I regret the life choises that lead me to this moment.|home]]\n[[I've had beter|home]]

<<if $safe is true>> What you like to think of as the captian's chair sits amidst a deluge of [[controlls]] and [[readouts]].<<endif>>

<<if $safe is true>>The readouts show that you are in stable orbit around Mars. Automated scans of the polls are running as planed.<<endif>>\n<<if $safe is false>> The readouts show that the oxegen leak has set you into a wild spin.<<endif>>\n\n[[back|bridge]]

The drink regurgitator is only producing coffe and yack spit at the moment.\n\n<<set $hatesCoffee to true>>\n\n[[I guess coffee IS better than yack spit...|home]]\n[[NO, GIVE ME THE SPIT. ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN COFFEE|likesYackSpit]]

<<if $safe is true>> Better not mess with these, everything is already how it needs to be at the moment.<<endif>>\n<<if $safe is false>> You take the controlls to attempt an [[emergenct landng]]<<endif>>

A [[computer moniter|computerMoniter]] sits infront of you, to your left is a [[window]] to your right is the [[drink regurgitator|drinkMachine]]. <<if $safe is true>> The door to the [[bridge]] is in the corner.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $safe is false>>A fist size hole is slowly draining precious oxegen from the room.<<endif>>\n\nOn your desk you have:\n<<if $coffee is true>>A steaming glass of coffee.<<endif>>\n<<if $yackSpit is true>>A gloppy glass of yack spit<<endif>> \n\n<<if $safe is false>> [[How can I get out|out]]<<endif>>

<<if $coffee is true>>You already have coffee, don't be wastefull.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $coffee is false>> You pour yourself a cup of coffee<<endif>>\n\n[[Back.|home]]

You can access the shuttle's computer from here.\n\n[[Get to work reviewing your latest sensor sweeps of Mars' poles|problem]]\n[[Get on the galactic-hyper-web and browse Reddit|problem]]\n[[Catch up on season 180 of the Simpsons|problem]]

The drink regurgitator is only producing coffe and yack spit at the moment.\n\n[[I don't need anything right now|home]]\n[[Get coffee.|getCoffee]]\n[[I THINK I WANT SOME OF THAT YACK SPIT.|likesYackSpit]]

Your coffee sits steaming on your desk as you look around the inside of your space shuttle. A [[computer moniter|computerMoniter]] sits infront of you, to your left is a [[window]] to your right is the [[drink regurgitator|drinkMachine]]. In the corner a door leads to the [[bridge|bridge]]\n\n[[I hate coffee, why would I be drinking coffee|hateCoffee]]\n\n<<set $safe to true>>\n<<set $drankSpit to false>>

<<if $safe is true>> Looking through the thick glass window of your shuttle, you can see Mars rotating slowly beneath you. <<endif>>\n\n<<if $safe is false>> You can catch only small glimpses of Mars as your shuttle spins wildly out of controll<<endif>>\n\n[[Back|home]]

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<<$safe is false>>\nAs you settle in you hear a loud bang. Then you hear a distressing crunching noise, then the screaching sound of tearing metal. Then you start to feel wind as your oxegen begins to rush into space.\n\n[[Oh fuck.|home]]\n[[Oooooh fuuuuck.|home]]\n[[OOOHHHH FUUUUUUCK!!!!1!!1!!1!|home]]

Uhhh... If you say so. \nYou activate the drink regurgitator and a stream of viscus, slimy yack spit slurps into your cup.\n\n<<setYackSpit to true>>\n\n[[On second thought, I will just hold onto this for now.|Start]]\n[[YES DRINK THE YACK SPIT|drinkYackSpit]]

No, please don't, It looks like a glass of ky jelly. Please.\n\n[[Fine, I'll just save it for later.|home]]\n[[YES.|reallyDrinkYackSpit]]

I know how you feel.

You can't, you ran out of time!\n\n[[Shit]]