You are standing at the edge of a raging river of orange soda, under the purple sky of the coming dawn. [[Change into a fish|fish]] [[Change into a bird|bird]] [[Toss a rock into the orange river|rock toss]]Flopping around on the sticky rocks of the old orange... [[You wait for the morning sun|sun]] [[You flop into the river|river]] You transform into a beautiful pelican and see an insect flying towards you. A rocky insect with no wings. Below you see four bears watching a larger bear on the bank of the orange river. [[eat the insect|falling]] [[fly right by it|sun]] You notice the rock is in fact a rocky insect. [[Throw it in the river|river]] [[Throw it at a passing by bird|air]] [[Throw it at a bear on the bank minding his own business|bear]] You feel the burning hell that is the morning sun. A giant made of flame with one hundred hands grabs you. You fall into the carbonated orange and swim for a bit. Soon after a paw takes you and cradles you into sticky furry arms of an apparently hungry bear. [[Try and wriggle free|no escape]] [[Tell the bear that your not so good with funny things, you enjoy cyclical, surreal time travel, and you should throw me back into the river|river]] The rock insect sails towards the Pelican. [[Take over the consciousness of the rock insect|bird]] [[Watch and admire your toss|no escape]]You take the bug in one fell gulp. When the bug hits your stomach. Your majestic pelican stomach, it starts to grow in size and weight and you plummet towards the river. [[dive bomb a bear|no escape]] [[decide maybe it is time to change into a fish|river]]You tumble between three bears moving towards a larger bear. It seems as if the other bears are going to push the larger one into the river. [[You say: "I can change into a pelican"|no escape]] [[You say: "Look out large bear!"|no escape]] [[You do a hula dance|hula]]You are torn apart by bears and eaten.The bears laugh so hard that they vomit and that is what is so funny.