Your New Clob

THIS ISN'T FINISHED!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH... PPPLLPPPHHFFTPP.... You work at a copy center at a small university. Description of job. [[Stare at your desk|desk]]. [[Go to the bathroom (again)|bathroom]]. [[Quit|quit]].

Description of stuff on your desk. [[phone|voicemail]] [[computer|email]] [[stress ball|stress ball]]

Go to bathroom. ...you go [[back to your desk|desk]].

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Voicemail. [[back to desk|desk]]

Check your email. [[Ignore it |desk]]. [[Make copies |1st copy]].

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You start making copies. [[Keep making copies|2nd copy]]

[[Keep making copies|3rd copy]]

[[Keep making copies|paper jam 1]]

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The printer starts printing again!! [[keep making copies|4th copy]]

A strange man who you have never seen before approaches the walk-up counter. [[Go to counter|strange man]].

Interaction with strange man. "I need 1,000 copies of this." He hands you . . . [[what appears to be an official government document with a stamp accross the middle of the page: 'TOP SECRET'|gov't doc]] [[a very old piece of parchment covered with mysterious runes|runes]] [[a blank piece of paper|blank paper]]

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Well, that's weird. The man pushes the blank sheet of paper toward you. You look down at the paper, and then up at the man. You stare at him for a few seconds, just long enough to make things uncomfortable. But you can't get a read on him. Is this a joke? "You must be busy. I can come pick them up tomorrow," says the man. "No, no. Wait here. I can have it done in a few minutes." You take the blank sheet of paper and place it in the copier. You punch in "1000" on the screen, and hit the green button. The printer whirrs, sucks in the paper, and produces the first copy. [[keep copying|blank copy 2]]

You pick up the first copy and examine it. It's just a blank sheet of paper. You look up at the man, but he is gone. [[Keep making copies|blank copy 3]] [[Hit cancel|cancel]]

At this point in the story, you would keep making copies of the blank sheet of paper, and the world around you would gradually fall away, until it was just you and the copier. Eventually, the printer would run out of paper OR get another paper jam OR you would finish making the 1,000 copies. So you would either become lost in the void, or other things would happen, but I'm outta time!!!!!!a;osidjfa oid

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